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Music – “What’s New Pussycat? (Main Title)” from What’s New Pussycat? by Tom Jones. Released: 2008

“So, I’m sitting in your mother’s favourite salad bowl. So what?”

“That bird is always taunting me!”

“OK, OK. I’ll pose just this once!”

“So, that camera in my face again!?”

“I know I have cat litter dust on my face, so lose the camera, already!”

“This is my emulation of Bastet, the Egyptian cat goddess. Pretty good, eh?”

“Posing is SO BORING!”

“I can’t help it if my nose in the camera shot isn’t as good as the one of Tux!”

“I just love jumping on Shadow’s head as he walks by!”

“My nose shot is better than yours’ is!”

“Well, at least it’s not that stupid Roomba vacuum!”

“Anyone who said I’m not laid back was wrong!”